is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”?
I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.
spreading this around…let’s put it in the lingo, plz.
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
did you ever read such a smutty fic that you were like
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m fucking going to hell
the ol’ razzzle dazzle
No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!
it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle