crafts-are-my-specialtea:

elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

spreading this around…let’s put it in the lingo, plz.  

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

 - the SKELETON MAN
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kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

cierin:

did you ever read such a smutty fic that you were like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m fucking going to hell

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

spencersotelo:

"both genders"

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"all genders"

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